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Signs Santa Needs a New IT Elf
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| 11. |
Hacked naughty / nice list posted on Gawker.com. |
| 10. |
Uses emacs when vi would do. |
| 9. |
Servers keep overheating in the freaking North Pole. |
| 8. |
Caught putting hidden Web cam in girl elf locker room. |
| 7. |
Sent 4 bags of toys to a Nigerian Prince as proof of trust. |
| 6. |
Spends too much time cybering with his Night Elf warrior in Stormwind. |
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Reindeer too fat to fly due to misconfigured cronjob on Reindeer-Feeding server. |
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Insists on using blue CAT-5 cable instead of red and green ones. |
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Delay in responding to letters because he didn't check to see if there were Vista drivers for Santa's printer. |
| 2. |
He set root password to 'santasucks'. |
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Elves spending more time looking at elf-porn than making toys. |
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This one goes to 11.
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