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Signs You Spent Too Much on Presents
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| 11. |
Credit card companies are sending you thank you notes. |
| 10. |
The Secretary of the Treasury just directed bailout funds to your bank account. |
| 9. |
UPS has opened an office on your driveway. |
| 8. |
You are officially China's biggest trading partner. |
| 7. |
You received a cease and desist notice from Santa's lawyers. |
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Advertisers are using your name directly in their ads. |
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Your credit card has melted from the friction of being swiped too many times. |
| 4. |
There are more items on your bedroom floor than there are on eBay. |
| 3. |
The guy who stole your credit card calls you to complain. |
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You had to buy a second home to store them all. |
| 1. |
You represent a 42% slice on Amazon's earnings pie chart. |
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This one goes to 11.
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