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Signs You're Watching Too Much Battlestar Galactica
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| 11. |
You get nervous every 33 minutes if you stay in the same place. |
| 10. |
Tricia Helfer and Grace Park want to have a threesome with you, but you refuse because you won't do it with machines. |
| 9. |
You refer to yourself as a 13th colonial. |
| 8. |
You've replaced "prepare to make the jump to light speed" with "spin up the FTL drive" in your vocabulary. |
| 7. |
You shot your toaster. |
| 6. |
When you heard Starbucks was closing shops, you felt sad for a moment, but then it passed. |
| 5. |
You can't use rectangular paper anymore. |
| 4. |
Your kids are named Felix and Galen. |
| 3. |
When you see identical twins, you freak out and start screaming "Cylons!" |
| 2. |
You can't name all the continents on Earth, but you know the name of the 12 Colonies of Kobol. |
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You never say 'fuck' any more. |
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This one goes to 11.
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