Tuesday, February 10 12:00 AM EDT

Top 11 Signs Your Company Needs a Better HR Department

11. People know they're fired only when they stop getting paychecks.
10. New employee orientation includes waterboarding.
9. Dr. Kevorkian only doctor covered by medical plan.
8. They screen resumes by font type.
7. Highest allowed performance evaluation rating is "Below Average."
6. Sexual harassment seminar includes hands-on demonstration.
5. Complaints are taped and posted on YouTube.
4. The vacation schedule is a dart board and the only date on it is Feb 30.
3. You've seen one of them put carbon paper under the keyboard in an attempt to CC an email.
2. "Firearms Friday" scheduled on same day as massive layoffs.
1. All interviewees must put their hand inside the homemade "pain box" from Dune.

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