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Top 11 Signs Your Company Needs a Better HR Department
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People know they're fired only when they stop getting paychecks. |
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New employee orientation includes waterboarding. |
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Dr. Kevorkian only doctor covered by medical plan. |
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They screen resumes by font type. |
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Highest allowed performance evaluation rating is "Below Average." |
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Sexual harassment seminar includes hands-on demonstration. |
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Complaints are taped and posted on YouTube. |
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The vacation schedule is a dart board and the only date on it is Feb 30. |
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You've seen one of them put carbon paper under the keyboard in an attempt to CC an email. |
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"Firearms Friday" scheduled on same day as massive layoffs. |
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All interviewees must put their hand inside the homemade "pain box" from Dune. |
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This one goes to 11.
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