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Tuesday, March 31 12:00 AM EDT

Top 11 Ways Geeks Saved Electricity during Earth Hour


11. Turned off all the lights and switched to night-vision goggles.
10. Used knife instead of lightsaber to cut the cheese.
9. Downloaded the Earth Hour app from the Apple app store which turned off iPod Touch and iPhones from 8:30 until 9:30.
8. Didn't. Instead chartered a plane to keep ahead of the time zone changes until globe circumnavigated.
7. Bashed together rocks instead of colliding hadrons.
6. Watched Futurama on their iPod instead of the big screen TV.
5. Masturbated to print edtion of Penthouse.
4. Use flyswatter instead of fly-killing lasers.
3. Disconnected power LEDs in computer.
2. Used sliderule to calculate how little Earth Hour actually helped the Earth.
1. Wondered why some people left WoW for an hour.

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