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Top 11 Signs You're Doing it Wrong
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| 11. |
Your latkes taste like bacon. |
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Even creationists won't believe what you did. |
| 9. |
The election watcher asks you to put your pants back on. |
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You paid a lot for that muffler. |
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The parents of the birthday boy ask if you can make something "less phallic." |
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You're running out of paper towel to soak up the blood. |
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There's a picture on the internet of you doing it and a caption Epic Fail. |
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Ceiling cat doesn't even want to watch. |
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It doesn't show up when you Google it. |
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The doctor wonders how you got an iPod up there. |
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You ask the government for bailout money. |
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This one goes to 11.
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