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Top 11 Geek Defenses for Swine Flu
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| 11. |
Don't panic! |
| 10. |
Stock up on ammo for the coming swine flu zombie apocalypse |
| 9. |
Switch from Ham radio to FM |
| 8. |
Increase caffeine intake so blood becomes poisonous to virus |
| 7. |
Start wearing condom when humping pigs |
| 6. |
Don't leave basement |
| 5. |
Add cleric to party |
| 4. |
Transfer consciousness to android body immune to human disease |
| 3. |
Update virus profiles |
| 2. |
Reencode DNA for immunity |
| 1. |
Dose self with gamma radiation in hopes of developing mutant healing abilities |
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