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Things to Do When Google Goes Down
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| 11. |
Paste a paper map over your monitor and then move your chair around to simulate the zoom and pan features of Google Maps. |
| 10. |
Randomly type stuff into the address bar and hope it works. |
| 9. |
Walk down your street taking pictures, then look at them on the computer. |
| 8. |
Deal with a 404'd homepage. |
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Promise to switch to something other than Gmail. Forget the promise as soon as it's back. |
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Complain about it on Twitter... great, Twitter is down too. |
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Ask coworkers if they know where to find any nude Britney pics . |
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PANIC! |
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Explain to your mother that "the Internet" isn't down, just Google. "But Google is the Internet." "No, mom." |
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Ask it to brush its teeth when it's done. |
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Switch to the paper version. |
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This one goes to 11.
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