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Reasons a Terminator Makes a Good Pet
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| 11. |
If it ever runs away you can be sure that it'll be back. |
| 10. |
More socially acceptable than zombies |
| 9. |
Much better at math than a dog. |
| 8. |
No archaic laws about having sex with it. |
| 7. |
Built in Xbox 360 emulator a money saver. |
| 6. |
Can protect you against the frakkiin' toasters. |
| 5. |
"Destroy" is a much better trick than "Sit." |
| 4. |
Instead of annoying barking or meowing, you get memorable quotes. |
| 3. |
That dick John Connor will no longer bother you at recess. |
| 2. |
Alimony payments mysteriously disappear. |
| 1. |
Free wifi. |
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This one goes to 11.
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