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Signs You've Had Too Much Coffee
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| 11. |
Scientists are using your bloodstream to collide particles until the LHC is fixed. |
| 10. |
Andy Dick tells you to calm down. |
| 9. |
You haven't blinked in 4 hours. |
| 8. |
Drug dealers hide their drugs inside you to throw off the dogs. |
| 7. |
You have sudden urge to ride a donkey in the mountains of Colombia. |
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Your urine is black and tarry. |
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Those 16-hour shifts feel like 8-hour ones. |
| 4. |
People rub up against you to stay awake. |
| 3. |
Bugs die after biting you. |
| 2. |
You've tweeted 200 times in the last minute, and used all 140 characters each time. |
| 1. |
The vampires are bouncing off the walls. |
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This one goes to 11.
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