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Monday, May 4 12:00 AM EDT

Things Not to Say When Meeting Wil Wheaton for the First Time

I had this top 11 list written up in anticipation of meeting Wil at Penguicon 7.0, but like 2.0 he had to cancel and didn't make it. I didn't want to trash it, so I'm provided it to you for future reference.
11. Sorry about that, I can get a towel to clean that vomit off your shoes.
10. Is that a phaser in your pocket or are you just happy to meet me?
9. I have some pictures of your kids that I've taken with this telephoto lens that I'd like to share with you.
8. All downhill since Stand By Me, eh?
7. I loved you on Win Ben Stein's Money.
6. Clown sweater? Really?
5. When are you going to fix your frakkin WilWheaton.net?
4. Wanna see a dead body?
3. Anything starting with, "In the episode..."
2. You're in a book I wrote.
1. Is your dad still crazy?

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