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Things Not to Say When Meeting Wil Wheaton for the First Time
I had this top 11 list written up in anticipation of meeting Wil at Penguicon 7.0, but like 2.0 he had to cancel and didn't make it. I didn't want to trash it, so I'm provided it to you for future reference.
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| 11. |
Sorry about that, I can get a towel to clean that vomit off your shoes. |
| 10. |
Is that a phaser in your pocket or are you just happy to meet me? |
| 9. |
I have some pictures of your kids that I've taken with this telephoto lens that I'd like to share with you. |
| 8. |
All downhill since Stand By Me, eh? |
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I loved you on Win Ben Stein's Money. |
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Clown sweater? Really? |
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When are you going to fix your frakkin WilWheaton.net? |
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Wanna see a dead body? |
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Anything starting with, "In the episode..." |
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You're in a book I wrote. |
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Is your dad still crazy? |
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This one goes to 11.
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