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Signs You've Been out of the Basement too Long
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| 11. |
Spiders weaving "We miss you Brian" into their webs. |
| 10. |
Skin drying out rapidly without moistening dankness of basement. |
| 9. |
Geeks on the lawn protesting move have finished building their trebuchet. |
| 8. |
Face fungus no longer hiding hideous scar on your chin. |
| 7. |
Leg muscles have atrophied from no longer using stairs |
| 6. |
Skin no longer translucent. |
| 5. |
Morlocks have started considering you as a food source. |
| 4. |
No longer C.H.U. D., now C.H.A.G.D. |
| 3. |
You are no longer likely to be eaten by a grue. |
| 2. |
Increase in email from people complaining that your webcam pics are uncomfortably bright. |
| 1. |
You are starting to fear tornados again. |
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This one goes to 11.
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