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Reasons Your Search Engine Will Fail
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| 11. |
For every search performed, one acre of rainforest is destroyed. |
| 10. |
Searching for "xxx" only returns links to Vin Diesel's website. |
| 9. |
Tech media sites call you a "Google killer." |
| 8. |
Your spider refuses to crawl the insecticide websites. |
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It's called "Ask Hitler." |
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Users must enter their e-mail address for every search, then click the confirmation link they received in order to view the results. |
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Results returned in minutes instead of seconds, so users have time prepare their brains for the "mind-blowing" results. |
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To get search results it sends out your query to Twitter and relies on Tweeps to return relevant links. |
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When you type in your search, it keeps asking you "What?" |
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Your "data center" consists of 10 iMacs and a Commodore 64. |
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It's not Google. |
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This one goes to 11.
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