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Wednesday, July 15 12:00 AM EDT

Reasons a Geek Can't Be a Supreme Court Justice

11. Would base all decisions on information gathered from Wikipedia.
10. Would try to ban Justice Scalia for being a troll.
9. Would annoy other justices by getting them to reenact the "witch" scene from Holy Grail.
8. Would sentence everyone to be frozen in carbonite.
7. Couldn't resist wearing pointy hat every time robe put on.
6. MST3K style commentary during boring trials
5. Would use logic and intelligence to decide cases instead of political bias.
4. Would decide cases by rolling a d20.
3. Would spend more time coming up with fun names for the cases instead of deciding on them.
2. All decisions would be written in the style of Xena fan fiction.
1. Would totally ruin the quote, "With great power comes great responsibility."

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