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Reasons a Geek Can't Be a Supreme Court Justice
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11. |
Would base all decisions on information gathered from Wikipedia. |
10. |
Would try to ban Justice Scalia for being a troll. |
9. |
Would annoy other justices by getting them to reenact the "witch" scene from Holy Grail. |
8. |
Would sentence everyone to be frozen in carbonite. |
7. |
Couldn't resist wearing pointy hat every time robe put on. |
6. |
MST3K style commentary during boring trials |
5. |
Would use logic and intelligence to decide cases instead of political bias. |
4. |
Would decide cases by rolling a d20. |
3. |
Would spend more time coming up with fun names for the cases instead of deciding on them. |
2. |
All decisions would be written in the style of Xena fan fiction. |
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Would totally ruin the quote, "With great power comes great responsibility." |
This one goes to 11.
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