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Reasons a Geek Can't Be a Supreme Court Justice
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| 11. |
Would base all decisions on information gathered from Wikipedia. |
| 10. |
Would try to ban Justice Scalia for being a troll. |
| 9. |
Would annoy other justices by getting them to reenact the "witch" scene from Holy Grail. |
| 8. |
Would sentence everyone to be frozen in carbonite. |
| 7. |
Couldn't resist wearing pointy hat every time robe put on. |
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MST3K style commentary during boring trials |
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Would use logic and intelligence to decide cases instead of political bias. |
| 4. |
Would decide cases by rolling a d20. |
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Would spend more time coming up with fun names for the cases instead of deciding on them. |
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All decisions would be written in the style of Xena fan fiction. |
| 1. |
Would totally ruin the quote, "With great power comes great responsibility." |
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