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Rejected Phrases for Neil Armstrong's Moon Landing
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11. |
Cut! I messed that one up. |
10. |
FIRST! |
9. |
Fuck. It's not made of cheese. I owe Aldrin $10. |
8. |
I crush your Earth. Crush. Crush. |
7. |
It's only a model. |
6. |
I sure hope Michael Jackson is watching this. |
5. |
That's one small step for a man. Boy, is that thing tiny. You think NASA would make a man-sized step for this thing. |
4. |
My god, it's full of stars. |
3. |
Holy crap, are those missiles flying out of Russia? Psyche! |
2. |
This is no moon. It's a space station. |
1. |
Giant steps are what you take, walking on the moon. I hope my legs don't break, walking on the moon. |
This one goes to 11.
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