BBspot


Archives
 
BBlog
Happy Thanksgiving and a BBeliever Daily Links - 11/10/11 Daily Links - 11/2/11
BBloopers
Fun at Sea
Football Fans
Great College
Top 11
Top 11 Things Geeks Would Do After Being Rescued from a Mine
PC Weenies
The Neverending Story
Gratuity Not Included
Uptime Downtime
Geek Horoscopes
Random Geek Horoscopes
Classics
How White and Nerdy Are You?
Bush Proposes Faith- Based Firewalls for Government Computers
Microsoft Purchases Evil From Satan
Slashdot Story Generator
Which OS Are You?
Teen Using MySpace to Lure Bands to Los Angeles
The BBook of Geek
Recommended
Fark
[H]ard Folding Team
The Toque
Worth 1000
Joe the Peacock
PC Weenies
Mental Floss
Smashing Games
Free Codecs
SlushFactory
Geek Press
Wil Wheaton
Jonathan Coulton
I-Mockery
Um... Things
Jokes Gallery
Funny Pictures
More Links

Monday, July 20 12:00 AM ET

Transformers 3 to Feature Two-hour Explosion

By Brian Briggs

 

Hollywood, CA – The third installment in the highly-successful Transformer movie franchise will feature a world record breaking two-hour explosion.  The movie is tentatively titled Transformers Go Boom.

"It would be easy with today's technology to just create an endless loop of explosion that lasts two hours, but audiences can get that from an animated GIF file," said director Michael Bay. "Instead we're working with top pyrotechnic and computer graphic artists to create a unique two-hour explosion. I've got a budget of over a hundred million dollars, so you can bet it's going to be awesome."

Bay didn't want to reveal other details of the plot, but sources at the studio expects the final cut to run for less than two hours and five minutes.

Moviegoers can also expect the loudest explosion they've ever heard.  Theaters will have to upgrade their sound systems to the newly designed Bay Bone Breaker Sound System, which will envelop viewers with over 250 decibels of explosive sound.

"We fully expect some fatalities," said Bay. "It'll truly blow their minds."

Related News

Top 11 Rejected Transformers

Prescription Drug or Transformers Quiz

Boom

Critics who savaged Bay's Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen say it's "more of the same" from Bay.  Roger Ebert of the Chicago Sun-Times said, "It doesn't sound much different than every other movie he's directed.  At least he's taken the pretense of a plot out of the movie and just giving people what they want."

One fan, Derek Lucas, 16, of Dallas, Texas said, "As long as Megan Fox is in it, I don't care what else is on the screen."

Story Options:
Related
Share
Print
Previous Story:

Top 11 Rejected Phrases for Neil Armstrong's Moon Landing
Next Story:

Geek Thoughts by CoCo Tandy

 
 
RSS Feed Subscribe
Follow on Twitter Follow Us on Twitter
Facebook Fan Us on Facebook
Google Buzz Follow Us on Buzz
Amazon Find the BBook

 

  Politics Contact FAQs
A
D

sharepoint survey web part - make money online

Copyright 1999-2011 by BBspot LLC
BBspot is a tech satire news and geek humor source, and meant to be funny.
If you are easily offended, gullible, or don't have a sense of humor, we suggest you go elsewhere. Those without the geek gene activated should also avoid this site.