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11. |
Change name to myfacebook.com hope enough confused people go there. |
10. |
Sleep with everyone at Google until they buy you. |
9. |
Hold contest to see if Tom lives or dies. |
8. |
Auction itself on eBay. |
7. |
Find a priest or healer at the nearest town. |
6. |
Shrivel up and die as planned, and hope for a magical phoenix-like resurrection. |
5. |
Hire Justin Long and John Hodgman to do "I'm MySpace / I'm Facebook" ads. |
4. |
Less embedded media, more pictures of squirrels. |
3. |
Add a huge "Powered By Ubuntu" gif to all pages. |
2. |
Invent time machine, go back to 2003 and register Facebook domain name. |
1. |
Does not compute. |
This one goes to 11.
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