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| 11. |
Change name to myfacebook.com hope enough confused people go there. |
| 10. |
Sleep with everyone at Google until they buy you. |
| 9. |
Hold contest to see if Tom lives or dies. |
| 8. |
Auction itself on eBay. |
| 7. |
Find a priest or healer at the nearest town. |
| 6. |
Shrivel up and die as planned, and hope for a magical phoenix-like resurrection. |
| 5. |
Hire Justin Long and John Hodgman to do "I'm MySpace / I'm Facebook" ads. |
| 4. |
Less embedded media, more pictures of squirrels. |
| 3. |
Add a huge "Powered By Ubuntu" gif to all pages. |
| 2. |
Invent time machine, go back to 2003 and register Facebook domain name. |
| 1. |
Does not compute. |
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