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EULA Terms You Shouldn't Agree To
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| 11. |
By installing this software you agree to pledge allegiance to your new machine overlords. |
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All your base are belong to us. |
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By looking at this box you forfeit the right to complain about the government. |
| 8. |
We will be held harmless for infecting you with the ebola virus embedded in the hologram on the CD. |
| 7. |
By opening this package we may empty your bank account without further notice. |
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By installing this software you give us the right to use your computer as a porn repository for our devs. |
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This software may only be used to further the goals of the Aryan Nation. |
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Developers will become entitled to first born male child. |
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We are now legally married, and entitled to all rights that entails. |
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Disobeying the terms of this agreement will result in activation of the "hope to die" clause, but not before invocation of the "stick a needle in your eye" clause. |
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By agreeing to the terms of this license, ownership of your soul will be transfered to Hell, Inc. |
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