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Ways Geeks Ruin Job Interviews
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Stream interview online and talk to the camera and not the interviewer. |
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Google the answers for every question the interviewer asks. |
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Bring out D & D minitiatures to show how you'd set up a Nerf gun battle in the office. |
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Ask the interviewer what the company policy is on playing World of Warcraft during office hours. |
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Use Yoda-speak through entire interview. "Working too hard my biggest weakness is." |
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Refer to last company you worked for as a "wretched hive of scum and villainy." |
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Tweet every question, and wait for a good response before answering. |
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Answer every question with "42." |
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Insist contents of interview be released into the public domain or at least with a Creative Commons license. |
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Role play the interview as your 5th level hafling rogue. |
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Use Ineternet memes as answers to every question. "Play me off keyboard cat!" |
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This one goes to 11.
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