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Features Not Found in Windows 7 
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| 11. | 
 Blue Screen of Resurrection | 
| 10. | 
 Classic Vista compatibility mode | 
| 9. | 
 Richard Stallman quote of the day on boot up | 
| 8. | 
 Minesweeper 2: This Time It's Personal | 
| 7. | 
 Personal apology from Bill Gates for Me, Vista and IE 6 | 
| 6. | 
 Brad Pitt wife's head in every box. | 
| 5. | 
 Complete collection of "I'm a Mac" ads. | 
| 4. | 
 Setting up a botnet wizard | 
| 3. | 
 One of five golden tickets to tour the Microsoft compound in Redmond | 
| 2. | 
 Money back guarantee if not fully satisfied | 
| 1. | 
Google Apps integration  | 
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This one goes to 11.
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