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Signs You Bought the Wrong Gift
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| 11. |
It was once owned by Paris Hilton. |
| 10. |
Upon opening it rips a hole in the space-time continuum transporting your family to the planet where they make Slurm. |
| 9. |
Even Tiger Woods feels sorry for you. |
| 8. |
Stephenie Meyer endorses it. |
| 7. |
The product name has the word "carcass " in it, and not in a good way. |
| 6. |
After opening, it gets smashed in your face repeatedly, and that's not its intended purpose. |
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It's RIAA-approved. |
| 4. |
Your kids ask to be put up for adoption. |
| 3. |
The people on 4chan said it would be a great gift. |
| 2. |
Every Geiger counter in a 10 mile radius begins to crackle. |
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You found it buried in an old Indian burial ground that's rumored to be cursed. |
This one goes to 11.
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