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Reasons to Abandon IE6, or Else...
(I'm not implying that any BBspotters would be using IE6)
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| 11. |
The rebel alliance will steal the plans to the Deathstar |
| 10. |
Steve Ballmer will eat a puppy. |
| 9. |
Geeks will tease you mercilessly and steal your lunch money. |
| 8. |
Chinese hackers will steal your girlfriend. |
| 7. |
Your Internet cables will give off a scent that attracts rats, mosquitoes and Scientologists. |
| 6. |
Even AOL users will laugh at you. |
| 5. |
The FSM will smite you with its noodly appendage. |
| 4. |
You'll be permanently redirected to the slow Internet. |
| 3. |
You'll never find out what's in the EULA for IE7/8. |
| 2. |
Jay Leno will come and take your job. |
| 1. |
The W3C will put a hit out on you. |
This one goes to 11.
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