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Signs Your New Year's Resolution Has Failed
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| 11. |
Already received rejection letter from NASA on your proposal to blow up the Moon. |
| 10. |
Wil Wheaton renews his restraining order. |
| 9. |
Package from eBay just arrived. |
| 8. |
You set off smoke detectors just by walking into the room. |
| 7. |
You've already reached your 100 GB download limit with your ISP. |
| 6. |
Received email receipt from paypal for WoW subscription. |
| 5. |
Able to lift house after filling discarded Dorito bags with helium. |
| 4. |
Still a virgin. |
| 3. |
You're reading this. |
| 2. |
Harry Potter fan fiction story released with previously unused sexual coupling combination before you publish yours. |
| 1. |
Someone else already killed Hitler. |
This one goes to 11.
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