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Thursday, January 21 12:00 AM ET

Seven Wii Fit Games We'd Like to See

By Brian Briggs follow me on Twitter.

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Nintendo has only scratched the surface for games incorporating the balance board and balance board technology. Here are seven games we'd like to see come out for the Wii.

Wii Sexually Fit with Wii Fit Mattress Pad controller - Prove you sexual prowess with this adult-oriented game. Thrust and writhe for maximum pleasure and Wii Sexually Fit bonus points. Play solo or with up to three friends. Wii Sexual Therapist gives dating tips if you use the game solo too often.

Wii Fit: Mario - Comes with box that hangs from the ceiling. Bump your head on the box to get Wii coins which you can use to upgrade your avatar. Also, comes with pipe that fits into the floor and creates a portal to other dimensions. Mario encourages you to eat mushrooms.

Wii Sit Fit Chair Pad - The ultimate controller for people too lazy to stand up. Responds to slight movements and grunts for minimal effort. Activities include "pointing the remote" and "tilting head to the side." Dials 911 if player enters cardiac arrest or dies unexpectedly.

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Wii Emotionally Fit - Let a Wii therapist perform a complete psychological evaluation on you. Games are then designed around your psychological profile to make you more fit. Games include: Keeping Your Chin Up, Turn the Door Knob (again and again), Virtual Hanging (with noose attachment) and Calming Waterfall.

Wii Conniption Fit - Scream and stomp your feet until your Mii turns blue. Not that fun, but helps release stress.

Wii Best Curve Fit - Lean left and right to draw the best fit line for a random set of data points. Knowledge of advance statistics and precise balance skills a must.

Wii Lit Fit - Comes with breathalyser attachment to make sure you're good and drunk before attempting the balance games. Great for parties and for testing who's sober enough to drive home.

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