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With the Chuck Norris Botnet ravaging the Internet, we decided to take a look at some of the lesser-known active celebrity botnets. |
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Jay Leno Botnet - Does nothing for 3 months and then takes over your computer. |
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William Shatner Botnet - Takes over routers... one... by... one... |
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Steve Jobs Botnet - Removes all traces of sexually suggestive material from your PC. |
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Kevin Bacon Botnet - connects you to every other botnet in the world in six jumps. |
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Michael Bay Botnet - Pummels your computer into submission by making thunderous booms until it opens up. |
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Christian Bale Batman Botnet - Appears out of nowhere and growls at you. |
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Admiral Akbar Botnet - It's a trap. |
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Paris Hilton Botnet - Opens all your ports. |
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Bender Botnet - Reprograms PCs to kill all humans. |
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Adam Sandler Botnet - Inserts Rob Schneider into everything |
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Gary Larson Botnet - Infects calendar software with anthropomorphized cows. |
This one goes to 11.
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