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Top 11 Ways Geeks Would Lower Health Care Costs
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Let doctors and scientists do whatever experiments they want with genes, medicines, humans, animals. Either mutants will destroy the world or cancer will be cured. |
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Invest heavily in ergonomic design technology for computer peripherals. |
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Require a minimum amount of caffeine per day. Those whose hearts explode don't deserve to live anyway. |
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Kill All Humans. |
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Force all stores to have an online-ordering and delivery service to reduce risk of car accidents. |
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Begin total cyborg conversion process for all citizens. |
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Set a minimum IQ level for new Life Continuance licenses. |
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Force emergency room doctors to use saving throws to determine who has a chance to live. |
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Public service ads on the rules of surviving the coming zombie apocalypse |
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Require eye protection before engaging in lightsaber battles. |
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Encourage an active lifestyle by giving everyone an Xbox 360 and a Project Natal controller. |
This one goes to 11.
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