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Top 11 Signs Your iPad Is Magical
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| 11. |
If you rub it, a Steve genie will appear and grant you three free apps that have been preselected for you. |
| 10. |
It may not run flash, but it runs web technology that has not yet been invented, and as we all know, sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. |
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It will magically make people want to talk to you. |
| 8. |
It contains Pink Hearts, Orange Stars, Yellow Moons, Green Clovers, Blue Diamonds, and Purple Horseshoes. Sorry, that's a sign that it's Magically Delicious. |
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It gives you a +5 to charisma. |
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Engraves a Pentagram inside an Apple logo in your bedroom floor every night while you're sleeping. |
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It turns you into a newt. |
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Keeps telling you that you're the fairest of them all. |
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It keeps trying to get you to pick a card, any card. |
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It plays basketball for Orlando. |
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It comes with flying monkeys to do your bidding. |
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