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Tuesday, April 13 12:00 AM EDT

Top 11 Things I'd Do If Given Control of Google's Servers


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11. Make bb@gmail.com my own email address.
10. See how Slashdot likes it when someone takes down their servers.
9. Make that guy who bullied me in 6th grade "disappear."
8. Ask them to start calculating the answer to life, the universe and everything.
7. Delete all the fluff from Google.com homepage.
6. Remove all photos from that one event that I'm not to proud of from the Internet.
5. BBspot.com becomes top search result for everything. EVERYTHING! MUWAHAHAH!
4. Hack the Gibson.
3. Digitize myself and battle the MCP with my security program.
2. Ask them if they would like to play a game?
1. Play Crysis 2 at full settings.




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