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Top 11 Signs Your Baby Is a Nerd
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| 11. |
They cut their way out of the uterus with a light saber. |
| 10. |
Can't catch a football, shoot a basket and generally not good at sports. |
| 9. |
Avoids eye contact while breast feeding. |
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Sits in the corner and cries when no one pays attention to him. |
| 7. |
Has taking its rattle apart to see what makes the noise. |
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Prefers sleeping in the basement. |
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Converted the crib mobile into a gyroscope. |
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Has trouble talking with girls. |
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Can recite 10 digits of pi before can say "momma." |
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Prefers watching lectures by Stephen Hawking than watching Baby Einstein videos. |
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Demands coffee with their breast milk. |
This one goes to 11.
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