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Top 11 You're at the Wrong Convention
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11. |
You want a droid that speaks the language of binary vaporators, but all they have are R2 units on the show floor. |
10. |
Sarah Palin is there and not in an ironic way. |
9. |
Wil Wheaton's not there (offer void at Penguicon). |
8. |
Chris Hansen is at the entrance with a film crew. |
7. |
No one else is dressed as a Wookiee. |
6. |
Everyone applauds when members of the RIAA are introduced. |
5. |
When you walk in there's a crowd chanting "Carousel." |
4. |
Part of your entrance fee is a deposit on your bail, just in case. |
3. |
The name of the convention is "To Serve Man-a-rama" |
2. |
Everyone is wearing a suit and tie, and no one has sunglasses. |
1. |
They let Brian Briggs be on the panels. |
This one goes to 11.
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