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Top 11 Reason Microsoft Kinect Will Fail
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Motion sensing cameras don't have wide enough lenses for Americans. |
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Parents boycott Kinect for games that make kids do a humping motion. |
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The robotized mannequins being used to cheat develop into killer robot fighting force that destroys humanity. |
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Nationwide panic as Febreze supplies dwindle to get rid of the smell of sweat from living rooms. |
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UFC game results in an epidemic of injuries from gamers pummeling each other into submission. |
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Leisure Suit Larry game delayed and doesn't become the killer app. |
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Spinal Tunnel Syndrome afflicts many after playing Repetitive Motion Hero 3. |
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People will get sick of hearing "My cat jumped on me" as an excuse for poor gameplay. |
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Already have a bowling game on the Wii. |
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Great majority of gamers have been diagnosed with "not moving" disease. |
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It's called Kinect. |
This one goes to 11.
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