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Top 11 Signs You're a Geek Watching the World Cup
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When the ref shows a yellow/red card you scream "<player's name>! I choose you!" |
| 10. |
You don't need to watch the games because your computer simulation has already predicted the winner with a 98.256% confidence. |
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You're collating clips of all the groin shots for a YouTube video. |
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During the game you're hacking the FIFA database of officials, so you can harrass them for all the bad calls. |
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After each match you write a fanfic story based on the events in the game. |
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You're live blogging the games and it's not your job. |
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You're recording the games so you can calculate the velocity of each shot and put it in your spreadsheet. |
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You're using a game controller to pretend that you're controlling the players. |
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You've pre-built a vuvuzela filter for your TV. |
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You can identify each of the participating countries on a map. |
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You're turning the entertaining bits into animated GIFs. |
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