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Top 11 Ways to Get Fired at Apple
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| 11. |
Not bringing the required amount of Kindles for the Weekend Kindle Burning event. |
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Put gray duct tape on your iPhone 4 to fix the antenna problem. |
| 9. |
Wear an Android shirt on casual Friday. |
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Forgetting to wear a turtleneck on Steve Jobs' birthday. |
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Leave an iPhone 4 prototype in a bar. |
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Have liver for lunch with Steve Job and ask him if he wants a piece. |
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Put "you're holding it wrong" stickers over the urinals in the men's room. |
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Like Steve Jobs is an arrogant prick on FB |
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Start a Twitter account without approval from the Communication Geniuses Department. |
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Use non-standard headphones for your iPod. |
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Suggest a mouse design that functions properly. |
This one goes to 11.
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