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Top 11 Crazy Plans by the MPAA to Make You Pay More for Movies
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Movies filmed in iVision, which can only be seen with expensive eye implants offered by the MPAA. |
| 10. |
Coin operated projectors - Audience must keep feeding in the quarters or the movie stops. |
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R-Rating Pass - Pay a fee to get into R-Rated films without a parent or guardian. |
| 8. |
Replace Blu-Ray with Aqua-Ray, which is essentially the same, but requires a new player and you have to buy the movies again (with bonus "features"). Repeat as needed. |
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DMCA II: Electric Boogaloo |
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Hire thieves to break into houses to steal/damage DVDs and Blu-Ray discs so people will have to buy the movie again. |
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Threaten to kill fan-favorite movie stars if opening weekend box office goals not met. |
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Chance to win a date with an MPAA executive for every movie you pay to see. |
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Pay service that allows you to see movies on your iPhone before it's in theaters for the low, low price of the entire budget of the movie. |
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Clockwork Orange type of device to condition you to become violently ill at the thought of illegally downloading. |
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Filming movies with 5D technology that requires viewers to pay for each dimension. |
This one goes to 11.
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