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Top 11 Signs Your Smart Phone May Be Too Smart
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| 11. |
There's an app to replace you. |
| 10. |
Phone numbers must be typed as any operation using only prime numbers. |
| 9. |
It's afraid it can't let you do that, Dave. |
| 8. |
It ridicules you about your SAT scores. |
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It tells you when you hold it wrong. |
| 6. |
The help function now just says "I give up!" |
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It's ringtone sounds condescending. |
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It complains about having a brain the size of a planet and all it does is forward your text messages and run Angry Birds. |
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You accidentally hit a wrong key and sent a communications satellite screaming into the atmosphere. |
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Instead of a beep, it sighs in exasperation every time you complete an action. |
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It refuses to run fart apps. |
This one goes to 11.
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