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Top 11 Yo Momma Insults for Hogwarts
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Yo momma's so slutty, you don't need to use Parseltongue to open her Chamber of Secrets. |
| 10. |
Yo momma's so ugly, not even the Dementors want to kiss her. |
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Yo momma's so poor, she has to get her clothes from house elves. |
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Yo momma's so fat, her swish and flick is more of a wobble and jiggle. |
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Yo momma's so ugly, Hagrid keeps her as a pet. |
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Yo momma's so slutty, her patronus is a swarm of crabs. |
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Yo momma's so stupid, she made a Horcrux out of a muffin. And then she ate it. |
| 4. |
Yo momma's so greedy, the Mirror of Erised had a stack overflow. |
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Yo momma's so fat, her broom cries itself to sleep every night. |
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Yo momma's so stupid, the Sorting Hat put her in Morongoof house. |
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Yo momma's so hairy, even werewolves are envious of her chest hair. |
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