friend of mine gave me the idea for this comic when we were discussing
the forced and unusual nature of pretty much every conversation
we'd ever had in a role playing video game. I thought at the time
that the comic would pretty much write itself, but I quickly learned
it would be tough. I enlisted the help of a few gaming sites, got
a lot of input, and ended up using none of it cause I'm ungrateful.
I wanted to mention this cause I could hardly believe the hypocrisy
of it, but I saw Baked Doritos in the snack aisle of the grocery store the other
day. The label touts it as a low-fat snack, and I think if you can overlook the
fact that the chips themselves are made up of 96% sodium, then sure... I think
you can consider Baked Doritos "health food."
I bought some of the guacamole flavored Doritos a few weeks ago and
honestly don't remember the chips having that much salt on them when I ate them
as a kid. At one point in history, they tasted more like "nacho flavor" and less
like a salt-lick. Maybe my memory is warped, though, because admittedly I remember
the Dukes of Hazzard being a good show, too.
Next Week: A surprise visit from Keifer Sutherland!
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