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(6): Do you have a tactful way of telling Star Trek:The Next
Generation fans who can't separate Wesley from Wil to get a life?
I mean, it WAS just a TV show...
Wil: Yeah, it goes something like this: "Dude? What's
your fucking problem?"
Notice I didn't say "loser".
BBspot (7): You said you left Hollywood for five years because
you "needed to get away from the evils of Hollywood for a while." Now
that you have returned how are you dealing with the evils?
Wil: Sometimes you have to take some time away from the Evils
to really appreciate how much those Evils mean to you. We had a trial
separation, and during that time I realized that I was just suspicious
of the Evils because of some intimacy issues I had, due to experiences
as a child. The Evils came to see that we can't change each other,
and we need to respect our differences, and celebrate them. We still
have a stormy relationship, but the Evils and I watch Dr. Phil every
week. Although I am beginning to suspect that The Evils and Dr. Phil
speak to each other in some Evil-speak that only they and Oprah can
BBspot (8): When the Titanic sunk and that Leo guy froze
to death, did you secretly rejoice, or did you throw a Dead Leo party?
Wil: The captain of the Titanic was a Leo? I heard he was
a Capricorn. Let that be a lesson to you about believing everything
BBspot (9): How did you avoid becoming an E! True Hollywood
Story like Corey Feldman or River Phoenix?
Wil: I think it has something to do with the lack of drugs
in my life. Funny, being so un-cool as a teenager kept me away from
all that stuff. That's right kids, if you want to be cool, use lots
of drugs. Oh, and then OD and die in front of the Viper Room. That's
BBspot (10): How does it feel to have a site like this on
the net? Does it make you more popular with the girls, or old men?
Oh and can you hook me up with some better shots those are a little
grainy, maybe put them in your online store?
Wil: That site makes me feel like a camwhore without the
(11): Tell us why you're doing WilWheaton.net and
about future plans for you and the site?
Wil: It's all part of my Bavarian Illuminatti-driven plot
to rule the world. Now that you've read that, we're coming for you
with our Orbital Mind Control Lasers.
Thanks to Wil for taking the time to answer our questions.
Wil currently writes, performs and teaches at the ACME
Comedy theatre. He has recently been in Jane
White is Sick and Twisted and The
Good Things. You can check out his other current
projects at his ever expanding web
site. The "Wil has a posse!" drawing was created
by Ben Claasen.
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