Mar 21 - Apr 19
You will be visited by ghosts and aliens one night this week. Prepare
Apr 20 - May 20
Beware the Halloweeners, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the flipping birds, and shun
The furious candy snatch!
May 21 - June 21
Making your front yard into a Live-Action First-Person-Shooter may
have been a really great idea for Halloween this year... except for
one detail. That jerk FUKuINdaA55 who's been whooping your ass in Unreal
Tournament happens to be the 9 year old girl up the street and she'll
be showing up.
June 22 - July 22
You'll find the kids aren't very grateful when you give them AOL CDs
instead of candy this year.
July 23 - Aug 22
Don't get your hopes up. That knocking on your door is from Halloweeners,
not from anyone actually interested in visiting to you.
Aug 23 - Sep 22
A comment about a witch costume, the realization that it's November
1st, and your mother-in-law will play an important part in your pain