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Washington DC - In an effort to step up the federal
government's fight against gun crime. President Clinton announced
today several new initiatives in his 2001 budget
proposal.
 Among the items is a proposal for $35 million to be
spent on "smart gun" technology, which would allow the
guns to only be fired by the owner or "smart" person. The
IQ limit for the "smart gun" would be a federally mandated
95.
Career criminal John Simmons said, "Oh great,
now not only am I going to have to steal the gun, but I"ll have
to cut off the owners hand to get it to fire too."
 Ted Nugent from his Jackson, Michigan compound said
while killing several small animals, "Looks like I'll have to
show Clinton some of my 'smart arrow' technology."
Also included in Clinton's budget proposal was $10
million for "hot lesbo action."
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