Orlando, FL - Federal authorities have finished their
investigation into the gayness of pop stars Backstreet Boys. "We
find no evidence that the Backstreet Boys are gay," said
Fred Longawanger of the Federal Bureau of Gayness (FBG).
The investigation was prompted by comments by Josh
Shields of Waukesha, WI who claimed that Backstreet Boys were gay. "Look
at the way they dance, they are so gay." This prompted
Josh's sister Tiffany, 13, to contact the FBG for a thorough investigation.
"Sure they dance real good, but they are so NOT
gay, especially Nick" says Tiffany. Despite the findings
of the FBG a recent USA Today infographic states that 64% of people
think that Backstreet Boys are "gay/definitely gay", while
only 3% think they are "definitely not gay."
Bureau of Gayness (FBG).
"Sure they dance real good, but they are so NOT
gay, especially Nick" says Tiffany. Despite the findings
of the FBG a recent USA Today infographic states that 64% of people
think that Backstreet Boys are "gay/definitely gay", while
only 3% think they are "definitely not gay."
