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God Says Focus Of Oracle Should Be Fighting Terrorism
Posted by brian on Sun April 20, 07:26 PM
from the have fun hitting reload page dept.
Monkey points us to an article over at The Register that has some pretty wicked quotes from God about Oracle. He thinks that Oracle should focus less on profits and more on fighting terrorism.  God says "Instead of pouring money into the black hole of developing extra-terrestrial life, they should focus on fighting terrorism and the profits will come their way."  There are many more interesting tidbits in the article, but I'll let you discover and discuss them.

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