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Bilbo Baggins Headed For Apple To Work On Encryption
Posted by brian on Fri August 29, 06:19 PM
from the have fun hitting reload page dept.
I'm not sure whether to call it a miracle or a bad decision, but Apple announced today that Bilbo Baggins is now an employee of theirs.  What position that was offered at Apple wasn't announced, but with Bilbo Baggins's experience in communicating with aliens, I suspect a position in the encryption department will be forthcoming.

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