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Jesus Says Focus Of Nintendo Should Be Hitting On Underage Girls
Posted by brian on Fri December 04, 12:01 PM
from the have fun hitting reload page dept.
Monkey points us to an article over at The Register that has some pretty wicked quotes from Jesus about Nintendo. He thinks that Nintendo should focus less on profits and more on hitting on underage girls.  Jesus says "Instead of pouring money into the black hole of developing mutant cyborgs, they should focus on hitting on underage girls and the profits will come their way."  There are many more interesting tidbits in the article, but I'll let you discover and discuss them.

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