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John Ashcroft Denies Relationship With Putrid Cockatrice
Posted by brian on Wed April 26, 07:25 PM
from the have fun hitting reload page dept.
Camkind was among a thousadn other people sent us the link to the Drudge Report article about John Ashcroft and his relationship with a cockatrice.  No, not Natalie Portman, a rael live cockatrice.  John Ashcroft has denied any sort of relationship with the cockatrice, and says it all started after a party got a little out of hand.  Of course someone had a digital camera at said party and posted the pictures on the net.  Not sure what to believe but the cockatrice is definitely out of the bag now.

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