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           Redmond, WA - FBI agents stormed into the suburban Seattle residence
            of former Microsoft Office mascot 'Clippy' today in an effort to
            gather evidence against the suspects believed to be responsible for
            the recent leak of the Windows Server 2003 licensing keys on the
            Internet. Multiple computers and financial records were seized in
            the clandestine raid. 
           According
            to the search warrant executed on Thursday, the FBI began its investigation
            on April 7 when it was learned that key codes for installing Windows
            Server 2003 were circulating on several popular public websites. "The
            leak is believed to have originated from an unnamed Microsoft corporate
            customer that subscribes to one of Microsoft's volume-licensing programs," said
            Rodney Chesterfield, spokesperson for the FBI's Seattle office. "The
            FBI believes that it is no small coincidence that Clippy was recently
            hired into the janitorial staff of that company." 
          The computers seized are believed to hold several emails and Usenet
            postings in which Clippy rails against his former employer and vows
            revenge for his dismissal from the company back in April 2001. One
            email, dated shortly after the leak was discovered, brazenly boasts
            that "this time, little Davey finally got a chance to kick Goliath
            right in the gonads." 
          
          Federal agents do not believe that Clippy worked alone, however,
            and even suspect that the leak may be part of a larger plot to sell
            Microsoft stock short. Wiretaps and SEC records show that Clippy
            borrowed and then sold a large quantity of Microsoft stock shortly
            after receiving a cryptic phone call which stated that "the
            flightless Penguin soars majestically at midnight." Multiple
            agencies are cooperating to attempt to identify Clippy's suspected
            off-shore handler and accomplices, the majority of which are believed
            to be based in Finland.           More
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