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Wednesday, March 9 12:00 AM ET

BBspot Mailbag

Now you too can enjoy my Inbox without the annoying spam. Every week I get some amazing e-mail. Some amazing because of the sheer cluelessness of the sender, some because of the time and energy that went into crafting them and some are just simply amazing.


Believers

Here's a Believer from an old story about the Bloods and Crips merging...

From: Lynn
Sent: Wednesday, March 02, 2005 2:39 AM
To: briggsb@bbspot.com
Subject:

what the hell is ur post about.. a federal trade commision in washington ALLOWING gangs.. ur a fuckin retard.. government tried to stop gang activity.. not promote it like in ur post. if it was a joke plz tell me.. because if it isnt.. im fucked i live around crips, and im a king.. bloods and crips merged = they hate kings.. ill get shot.. plz tell me if this post is a joke.

do not reply to this address, plz send to xxxxxx@hotmail.com

Yup, I'm the retard here.

Now here's a first, Microsoft Purchases Evil from Satan gets a Believer...

From: Scoggins
Sent: Saturday, March 05, 2005 1:17 PM
To: briggsb@bbspot.com
Subject: ????per your article on Bill Gates and evil

I guess I'm a bit dense. Could you explain your article "Microsoft Purchases Evil From Satan"? I am a sincere Christian (not a fanatic religious person but a fanatic for Jesus person-He says His church is in the hearts of the believers and not in any certain human church/institution-my feeling is that He doesn't go to churches much because they don't really want Him there messing up their own little agenda's). I can see the good and the evil in the computer but your article confuses me. I don't know who you are or what your beliefs are or your agenda is. Could you please share?

I replied that I didn't have an agenda. I was just reporting the news. She replied...

From: Scoggins
Sent: Monday, March 07, 2005 1:20 PM
To: Brian Briggs
Subject: RE: ????per your article on Bill Gates and evil

I mean who are you and what are you saying in plain words about Bill Gates? I thought he was an OK guy. I know he gave scads of money to the middle grade schools in Vanc. WA where he came from to be used for reading programs that I thought was super good. I really want to understand where you are coming from in your article. I'm a mother, grandmother who lives in a small valley in WA. I go back and forth on the whole computer question. It is like so much that could be used for evil or good. What is your idea of how it is being or going to be used for evil?

My brain hurts.

Somebody is worried about Apple selling ads on the iPod, in this discussion board thread...

apple has also joined the ranks of other great companies where they are being sued for improper business practices. they are screwing over their resellers to eek out more money.


Try Harder

About once or twice a week I'll get an email from somebody in Nigeria with a credit card who wants to buy lots of t-shirts from the BBshop. This guy will have to try a bit harder to entice me...

From: williams julliet
Subject: ODERING...............

DEAR SALES,
i am williams julliet a great succeful business man . i want to buy some items of GOODS in your company and i will love you To ship to nigeria for me where one of my store is sited.
i will be expecting soonest to know the next procedures and i am paying with my credit card. thanks.
Best Regards,
Williams Julliet.

Not only will he buy some GOODS from me, but he will love me too. How can I refuse?

That's all for this week!

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