Now you too can enjoy my Inbox without the annoying spam. Every week I get some amazing e-mail. Some amazing because of the sheer cluelessness of the sender, some because of the time and energy that went into crafting them and some are just simply amazing.
The ever-popular video card that lets you see through clothes ...
Sent: Monday, April 11, 2005 4:48 PM
Subject: Video cardLet's useder see through clothes
Please tell me is available for sale i want one.
I bet you do, perv...
Sent: Sunday, April 10, 2005 5:42 PM
Today I read for the first time a comical article of yours about the Mach Smack G500 video card.
The link is www.bbspot.com/News/ 2000/8/video_card.html
Was this a joke? Or was the producted pulled?
He calls it a comical article, then asks if it was a joke? Brainiac.
I thought all the Nigerian billionaire e-mails were done, but apparently I was mistaken...
Sent: Monday, April 11, 2005 9:51 PM
Subject: Society of charitable african millionaires org.
I have enjoyed your article on Esenam Ayele. I am an Africian American woman who would like to contact Mr. Esenam Ayele or the Society of Charitable African Millionaires. Could you please provide me with the contact information. Thank You
Not a Believer, but...
Sent: Wednesday, April 06, 2005 7:26 PM
Subject: Nigerian Philanthropist
I read your satire piece on the Nigerian billionaire and I personally found this article offensive. Do you know how many people out in this sad world of ours found a glimmer of hope while reading the article and then at the end all hopes were dashed. Oh I know that there really isnt a santa claus but there could be someone out there that really would like to help people out, I know if i had tons of cash sitting around I would be one of those that after taking care of my obligations I would find people to help out. But sadly to say I have yet to win the lottery and my inheriting any cash is pretty out of the question. So i will just have to keep dreaming that someone like Mr. Ayele will come along. I wouldn't even ask for millions, just maybe enough to pay off our bills and then I would pass it on and help others. Do us all a favor and stop teasing in a sadistic way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's the first time I've been accused of being sadistic. Woohoo!
A couple readers sent this next one in. Apparently, I missed one more BBlooper...
How could I not notice Charlie Sheen being pregnant?
That's all for this week!
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